What if... (Super Bowl edition)
Tonight is the big night for every NFL fan including Eddy Bolton. Eddy is a big fan of football especially the 49ers from San Francisco and especially the quarterback Brock Purdy. Eddy is fascinated by this man he considers as a role model but he’d say the same for every players of this team. For tonight’s game, Eddy shows up his ticket for the tonight’s game:
He paid nearly $10,000 for this game at Las Vegas, Nevada. On the way to the stadium, Eddy wears his 49ers jersey shirt in the middle of 49ers supporters, that’s where he meets… Gabrielle, a nice girl in her 20’s, she’s from Wisconsin and works as a cashier in the Lambeau Field or City Stadium.
As soon as he hears that name Eddy says: “Wait… but you must be a Green Bay Packers girl?”
Gabrielle gets a bit red and says: “That’s right… I love the Packers but for the final I’m with the 49ers…”
At this moment Eddy turns his back and leaves Gabrielle on her own, this childish behavior makes her crazy as she says: “You son of a bitch… and what if the Packers were in finals… oh you’re going to be a… Packers girl bitch…”
Eddy is getting a large pint of beer all red for the 49ers, he goes through the people as he drinks it and suddenly he needs to pee, he says to himself “Fuck… to the worst moment possible…”
He goes into the rest room, puts his beer down and starts peeing for 5 to 10 minutes at least… when he washes his hands, he feels something is different… outside the rest room the ambiance seems different… And when he goes out, his face shows absolute astonishment, the room is all green and full of girls wearing… Packers jersey.
As soon as he gets out the rest room all girls turn toward him with a face of disapproval and suddenly one of them start screaming: “Girls… go get the 49ers bitch… and let’s get her a better outfit…”
Eddy doesn’t even have the time to say a thing that girls fall over him and bring him to the girl screaming earlier: “Hello Eddy… time for a little upgrade… Packers are in finals… they have won against the 49ers… Remember…”
But Eddy to say: “Noo… noo… that’s not true… aah… let me go… you bitch… Your Packers were eliminated on semi-finale… aah… MMMPPPH…”
Eddy is interrupted by Gabrielle who shoves into Eddy’s mouth a Starbucks beverage… it’s an Iced Matcha Tea Latte with extra pump of matcha tea, Eddy hates the taste of it but he has no choice but drinks it.
Suddenly Eddy doesn’t feel his body anymore since the girls who hold him just a few minutes ago are now undressing him but something worse happens to him… he sees himself leaving his body as he sees it changing before his very eyes, he sees his size dropping as his arms and legs go smaller, his short dark hair grows very long and blonde, his tanned skin from California is getting much paler, his face gets much younger and has lots of female features with cute nose, plumped lips, his ears are pierced, same for his nipples as they get suddenly bigger, giving him a C cup breast, finally his penis vanishes into thin air for a wet void making Eddy a complete girl.
At this moment Eddy’s soul disappears in a very hard way and Gabrielle watches the new girl’s lifeless body as she bites her lips with envy, Gabrielle kisses the new girl giving her a new life… Suddenly the girl opens her eyes, showing her stunning blue eyes and new memories print in her mind: her name is now Helga Mallavoy, her parents named her Helga since they’re both fan of the Viking world. Helga is like Gabrielle in her early 20’s, they’ve met at school during a football game and since then they always share watching games at each other’s house or watching it at the City Stadium. Their friendship grew up into love and they even got married last year… this is their first Super Bowl games as wives.
Now that everything seems ready, it’s time for Helga to get dressed… Gabrielle starts with matching green panties and bra, followed by loose jeans, a green t-shirt from the Packers, a warm sweatshirt and a jeans jacket, of course on her feet socks and shoes, on her fingers multiple rings including the engagement and wedding rings, her pierced ears now a set of earrings…
At this instant, Helga opens her eyes and she’s outside the Lambeau field, Gabrielle is telling her: “Baby… smile for the camera please…”
As the flash hits on, Helga is in full charge of her body… she smiles and keeps posing as she pulls up her sweatshirt and shows her Packers t-shirt. Few minutes after while waiting for the starting of the game on giant screens, and after kissing each other, Helga uses the picture Gabrielle took earlier with her tongue out and showing off her Packers t-shirt as she says:
LET’S GOO PACKERS WOOHOO
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