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Tour de France...

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Christian Lepelletier is a French guy in his late 40’s, he’s passionate about the Tour de France, really loving anything about cycling, he’s got one of the best collections of vintage cycling magazines, however he had never raced the Tour de France due to his health condition.  But on one rainy Tuesday in June, he received a phone call from a friend antique dealer in his neighborhood, he says all excitedly on phone: “Bonjour cher ami… désolé de vous déranger. Je voulais vous prévenir que je viens de recevoir à ma boutique tout un lot de vieux magasines sur le cyclisme ainsi que des affaires d’un ancien cycliste des années 1950/1960…” [Good morning my dear fellow… I’m sorry to bother you. I just wanted to tell you that I just received in my shop a whole lot of old magazines on cycling and the belongings of a cyclist from the 1950’s/1960’s…]  Hearing this Christian simply says that he’s coming right now to the shop. The shop is in the corner of Rue de Berri and Rue de Ponthieu i...
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World Cup winner...

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Dieter Dantzig a young student in his early 20’s from Germany, he went to the USA for the World Cup, he watched with pure deception his country losing to Paraguay but he still watches with interest the other countries playing like France, even the USA.  During the evening of France-Paraguay, Dieter is wandering in the streets of New York until he hears familiar words in German and sees people playing, it’s girls playing soccer. He watches them with a smile on his face, not for mocking but on the contrary to admire.  However, the girls didn’t understand that and one of them whispered words Dieter couldn’t hear until he feels heavy… well his eyes feel heavy when it’s only 5 or 6 pm then it’s complete darkness but he’s still conscious, he wants to wake up, command his body to leave but nothing then he has the most horrible feeling of leaving his body as he sees himself from above… wait is it really himself he wonders: “Was passiert mit mir? Es ist nicht mein Körper!” [What’s happ...
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Tennis pro

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Roland Garros is almost over and it’s a massive sigh of content for Marvin Gilet, he hates tennis and since he lives in Paris next to Auteuil, he hates that every May and June are for tennis at Roland Garros. He’s there for work but never made any effort to learn French language or talking with people.  So when he’s finally home taking a beer on balcony as he hears suddenly people cheering the German player Alexander Zverev winning the half-finale of Roland Garros waiting for Sunday to play the finale, Marvin explodes with rage as he screams: “CAN’T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP… I WANT TO SIP MY FUCKING BEER ON MY FUCKING BALCONY IN PEACE…”  As saying this, he doesn’t realize that someone is watching him… his neighbor, a woman called Tamara Carlier a French woman born in Paris and loving tennis since childhood. As she sees him pestering, she whispers between her teeth “On va bien voir si tu détestes vraiment le tennis ma chérie…” [We’re going to see if you really hate tennis my d...
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Mother's Day

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Time to reintroduce myself my name is Lena Anderson, 25 years old,  your future Miss Florida for Miss America.  I’m a Dem hating Trump, all his horrible policies and above I’m pro-choice…  since world is not safe for them, why having them when there’s no Planet B…  This rather original post from Lena is published with this picture of her in a white t-shirt saying World’s best ex-girlfriend  since she’s single and actually more and more becoming bisexual and even lesbian. That Saturday night, the day before Mother’s Day, Lena is out with some of her girlfriends, still dressed with the same top as her picture before.  She’s drinking some mojitos dancing with her girls and some others until her head feels strange, she’s imagining everything… her drink has been tampered with… she feels hands around her, she feels lips on hers, someone whispering something in her ear she can hear distinctly despite loud music as it says: “You’re mine now, your body is my new ves...
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A new V Day...

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Sargeant Noam Sisson on report…  Happy May 8 th Victory Day everybody.  Let’s hope to see real end of the Nazi in our world.  Noam is a 21 years old girl living in Tel Aviv, Israel and there she’s still in active duty for her military service. She knows her service ends soon but she wants to be a full soldier on the regular army to serve and protect her Motherland like her brothers and sisters, like her parents and all the members of her family. The day before she helped her sisters in the unit she stationed at Jerusalem, she ties the different banners in the city then she has her day off with her friends taking her beer and listening to music in uniform.  Much later as the night goes by, Noam falls asleep all drunk as she whispers a strange wish in her sleep: “I wi… wish to know how’s the world if Nazis won the war…”  And suddenly a voice more like a whisper says: “Your wish is granted…”  When Noam wakes up, the room around her looks different, the walls ...
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Playboy Bunny for Easter

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“The Lord is Risen come to Him and repent you sinners…” says Sister Annabella Miller.  Annabella is a 21 years old beautiful blond woman dressed modestly since she’s a missionary for the LDS. She’s got her Book of Mormon in her hands, her nametag saying  SISTER MILLER  CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST  AND THE LATTER DAYS SAINTS  She knocks on doors in the neighborhood for her mission like this picture shows it.  She is all smiling as a man comes to the door, Sister Miller comes alone as she admires the house, decorated with style unaware that the man prepared a little surprise for Annabella as he says: “Please make yourself comfortable… do you want anything to drink… coffee… tea… juice… wine…”  Annabella simply says: “No thank you… but if you don’t mind serving water… I agree…”  The man smiles knowing that Mormons don’t want anything else than water… he was a Mormon for many years. And when he recited by heart the beginning of the Book of Mormon , even Ann...
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St. Patty's Day

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“Come on dudes let’s go to party…” That’s what Trevor Perkins says to his friends Henry Johnson and Peter Malone.  The three guys are frat boys in their university, they’re young, barely 20 years old, they’re big and strong, playing in the football team, all three have girlfriends but they didn’t even bother to ask them to come with them for Spring Break and Saint Patrick’s Day.  It’s been two days they’re in Cancun and they’re practically drunk every night since then, they drink beers and tequila, dance with others American students, but in their inebriated state, they start to behave badly with girls, wanting to grope them, until they’re unconscious for some reasons, maybe the girls’ boyfriends or something else. The three friends end up in the same dream… wait it looks way too real when they think about it… until a bright green star shimmers before them, the boys all three naked come closer and closer to the star, unable to speak or move back, they touch it together as the ...
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