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Tennis pro

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Roland Garros is almost over and it’s a massive sigh of content for Marvin Gilet, he hates tennis and since he lives in Paris next to Auteuil, he hates that every May and June are for tennis at Roland Garros. He’s there for work but never made any effort to learn French language or talking with people.  So when he’s finally home taking a beer on balcony as he hears suddenly people cheering the German player Alexander Zverev winning the half-finale of Roland Garros waiting for Sunday to play the finale, Marvin explodes with rage as he screams: “CAN’T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP… I WANT TO SIP MY FUCKING BEER ON MY FUCKING BALCONY IN PEACE…”  As saying this, he doesn’t realize that someone is watching him… his neighbor, a woman called Tamara Carlier a French woman born in Paris and loving tennis since childhood. As she sees him pestering, she whispers between her teeth “On va bien voir si tu détestes vraiment le tennis ma chérie…” [We’re going to see if you really hate tennis my d...
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Mother's Day

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Time to reintroduce myself my name is Lena Anderson, 25 years old,  your future Miss Florida for Miss America.  I’m a Dem hating Trump, all his horrible policies and above I’m pro-choice…  since world is not safe for them, why having them when there’s no Planet B…  This rather original post from Lena is published with this picture of her in a white t-shirt saying World’s best ex-girlfriend  since she’s single and actually more and more becoming bisexual and even lesbian. That Saturday night, the day before Mother’s Day, Lena is out with some of her girlfriends, still dressed with the same top as her picture before.  She’s drinking some mojitos dancing with her girls and some others until her head feels strange, she’s imagining everything… her drink has been tampered with… she feels hands around her, she feels lips on hers, someone whispering something in her ear she can hear distinctly despite loud music as it says: “You’re mine now, your body is my new ves...
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A new V Day...

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Sargeant Noam Sisson on report…  Happy May 8 th Victory Day everybody.  Let’s hope to see real end of the Nazi in our world.  Noam is a 21 years old girl living in Tel Aviv, Israel and there she’s still in active duty for her military service. She knows her service ends soon but she wants to be a full soldier on the regular army to serve and protect her Motherland like her brothers and sisters, like her parents and all the members of her family. The day before she helped her sisters in the unit she stationed at Jerusalem, she ties the different banners in the city then she has her day off with her friends taking her beer and listening to music in uniform.  Much later as the night goes by, Noam falls asleep all drunk as she whispers a strange wish in her sleep: “I wi… wish to know how’s the world if Nazis won the war…”  And suddenly a voice more like a whisper says: “Your wish is granted…”  When Noam wakes up, the room around her looks different, the walls ...
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Playboy Bunny for Easter

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“The Lord is Risen come to Him and repent you sinners…” says Sister Annabella Miller.  Annabella is a 21 years old beautiful blond woman dressed modestly since she’s a missionary for the LDS. She’s got her Book of Mormon in her hands, her nametag saying  SISTER MILLER  CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST  AND THE LATTER DAYS SAINTS  She knocks on doors in the neighborhood for her mission like this picture shows it.  She is all smiling as a man comes to the door, Sister Miller comes alone as she admires the house, decorated with style unaware that the man prepared a little surprise for Annabella as he says: “Please make yourself comfortable… do you want anything to drink… coffee… tea… juice… wine…”  Annabella simply says: “No thank you… but if you don’t mind serving water… I agree…”  The man smiles knowing that Mormons don’t want anything else than water… he was a Mormon for many years. And when he recited by heart the beginning of the Book of Mormon , even Ann...
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St. Patty's Day

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“Come on dudes let’s go to party…” That’s what Trevor Perkins says to his friends Henry Johnson and Peter Malone.  The three guys are frat boys in their university, they’re young, barely 20 years old, they’re big and strong, playing in the football team, all three have girlfriends but they didn’t even bother to ask them to come with them for Spring Break and Saint Patrick’s Day.  It’s been two days they’re in Cancun and they’re practically drunk every night since then, they drink beers and tequila, dance with others American students, but in their inebriated state, they start to behave badly with girls, wanting to grope them, until they’re unconscious for some reasons, maybe the girls’ boyfriends or something else. The three friends end up in the same dream… wait it looks way too real when they think about it… until a bright green star shimmers before them, the boys all three naked come closer and closer to the star, unable to speak or move back, they touch it together as the ...
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No Girls allowed...

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I did a good training today in my new sexy red outfit from Gymshark.  Now time to go support my hubby to break his PR see yall later muah…  That's what Joanna Blur says on her latest post. Joanna is a woman in her 20’s she loves healthy lifestyle, she does yoga and fitness, and she dates a man doing powerlifting. His name is Mark Spengler also in his 20’s and looks like a killing machine with all his muscles.  Today he has a powerlifting competition in a place he doesn’t know, he sends the address to his girlfriend knowing she’d come for sure. It’s somewhere in Los Angeles, California. Joanna puts back her socks and Stan Smith red and white then goes. When she arrives to the address, the place looks deserted, the sun outside is so hot, the place is called the Iron Forge .  Inside there’s music, instrumental electro, men are clapping in unison saying: “BRO… BRO… BRO…”  Joanna goes among these men smelling sweat and testosterone. They don’t see her since their eye...
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Happy Valentine's Day

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“For the last 40 years we used to spend Valentine’s Day together… going to our favorite restaurant… you always got me red roses to celebrate our love and… I always got you the chocolate you love… you… you said that’s what you always loved and now… you want to leave me… you want a divorce and tell me this on… Valentine’s Day… you worthless piece…” Judith Smith just slaps her soon ex-husband as she surprised him kissing almost fucking his young secretary.  Judith is a beautiful woman in her 50’s soon 60’s, she met her husband back in highschool and married right after graduation to everybody’s astonishment but yet they proved their friends wrong, they were fine together, first years were hard but they had each other and with years the couple became rich but Judith stayed the same when her husband was taken into the spiral of money…  After this humiliating moment, Judith wanders in the streets, thinking about what to do with her husband… does she have really to divorce him or tri...
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