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Soccer or Football

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Frank Davidson has passion for sports, football as a true American, volley-ball, handball, basketball, etc. you name it, and he loves it. He loves all sports except one maybe… he hates soccer. He doesn’t understand how 22 players run after a ball and he hates that.  Frank is in his thirties and works as an accountant for a big company. In order to sign the biggest contract of the company, Frank is sent by his boss to England to negotiate the acquisition of a smaller company to make the American one much bigger and international.  During his trip to England, Frank learns some of the habits of the people and life is clearly different here in the UK. And one evening after a long day of negotiation, Frank is back to his hotel and on his way he hears people talking as one says: “Come on mate, we’re going to be late for football match…”  They’re on their way but Frank manages to say: “Hey dudes… you talked about a football match really? Where is it? I’d love to watch one dudes…...

Supergirl to... Super Lesbian Girl

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Supergirl has come helping her cousin and the Justice League to defeat Darkseid. Since his failed attempt to conquer Earth, the mother boxes are hidden again. However, Darkseid and his legions have found a way through old secret passages only known to the gods, but they disappeared and even the Amazons have no clues about those passages.  In order to defeat the Justice League , Darkseid multiplies his legions and attacks multiple places at once, the League can’t protect them all at once so they must separate themselves. Meanwhile Darkseid finds and unites again the mother boxes as Earth is about to know forever darkness. Supergirl and Superman unite their force to attack him together since the League is dead, during those attacks, Batman is killed, so is Flash, Aquaman the Atlantean King, but also Cyborg and even Diana aka Wonder Woman.  But Darkseid anticipates the cousins’ unity, as he sees through the boxes this combat between him and the Kryptonians, he keeps the boxes op...

In the tennis game...

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Tyler Ross is in his 40’s, he’s single man working as a salesman for a big company, so he travels all around the country and tonight he’s in San Diego, California. After a tiresome day he just wants to find a hotel room for the night… he didn’t mean to stop by at San Diego but he really needs a room.  After a few bad attempts, he finally finds a hotel, the place looks nice and he goes by the counter and asks the lady if she still has a room available.  The lady says: “I’m sorry sir… I have no more available room… we’re full tonight b…”  Tyler to interrupt: “Really! And what about the key just behind you… it’s a room free or it’s just for decoration?”    The lady is quite embarrassed: “Well… it’s a room available… that’s true… but every people who took this room before disappeared in strange conditions… I strongly advise you not to take it…”  Tyler is baffled: “Wow… I must say… it’s the first time that a hotel tells me not to take their last room… it must be...

Want to be a tennis pro

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Roland Garros tennis tournament has just begun for two weeks… and it’s definitely the worst thing imaginable for William Carter. He prefers so much more soccer or even American football compared to this crap of tennis, and yet here he is… watching one of the first tennis matches, it was Katie Volynets vs Aleksandra Kruni ć . He watches it with his wife Sabrina also a former tennis player until she breaks her ankle after a very hard tiring match. They have an agreement together, she accepts to watch all her husband soccer games if he lets her watching the tennis tournaments.  William does his best to feel entertained but he really finds it boring and suddenly he yawns so loud that Sabrina turns towards him saying: “No need to tell me like that you hate tennis… OK… you want something to drink…”  William to answer: “Heum… sorry babe… yeah actually I’d like a beer please…”  During the commercial break, she’s on her way to the kitchen Sabrina thinks about all the time she had ...